Via CaryGEE I got the following posting by e-mail and thought it to be so good that I left the plug for Skype on it. I know not from whence it cometh but it certainly has a bit of bizarre truth to it....
http://www.skype.com/download/skype/windows/skype3beta.html
**I want to live my next life backwards:***
**You start out dead and get that out of the way.**
**Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.**
**Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.**
**Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.**
**You work 40 years until you're too young to work.**
**You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.**
**Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.**
**Then you become a baby, and then . . .**
**You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...**
**You finish off as an orgasm.**
**I rest my case.***
Sunday, December 17, 2006
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